The Sleezy Fighter

This campaign has turned into a mud fight. I would like to officially say that I, personally, have had nothing to do with that. That was the work of my zealous followers, who through an extreme form of fanhood went a little to far in their efforts. This response was just that, a response. Daniel Ong was the beginning of the attacks. My supporters only wanted to protect my campaign and to defend my personal integrity. Surely you cannot hold this against them. I strive to maintain a campaign of honesty and integrity. Please accept my sincere apology if you were offended by this mud slinging. We will make every attempt to avoid this in the future.

The Savior of America

Others notice Ong Campaign sleaze tacticts

The Yerzy campaign, concerned voters, and the League For a Safe America (LFSA), are not the only ones to realize just how far the Daniel has stooped.

NOTE: This does not constitute an endorsment of the bunny campaign in any way shape or form

Press Release 1

Good afternoon. In less than an hour, voters from here will join others from around the country. And you will be launching the largest political battle in this history of mankind.

Mankind -- that word should have new meaning for all of us today.We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. We're fighting for our right to live, to exist. And should we win the day, today no longer be known as an average day, but as the day when America declared in one voice:

"We will not go quietly into the night!
We will not vanish without a fight!
We're going to live on!
We're going to survive!
Daniel Ong will not prevail!"

Vote Smart. Vote Right. Vote Moral. Vote Chris.

Can't handle the heat?

Daniel Ong cannot handle the concept of leadership, much less his own hair-brained policies. We snapped a picture of him walking out of a meeting. He just can't handle it! Why make him handle America?

Fit to lead?

The Ong campaign has spent much time attacking the character of the esteemed Chris Yerzy. They however neglect the obvious fact that their horrific leader doesn't have skeletons in his closet. He lives in the closet and lets the skeletons roam free around the earth.

A response...

The Daniel Ong campaign has made a very disturbing accusation on my character. I would like to make a quick response. The attack claims that I am simply copying Mr Ong in creating a website for my campagn. This is not true, and I have two responses. 1. Every campaign for any office of importance has a website. This is just a fact of politics. 2. I didn't even create my website. One of my many and influential supporters did so for me. I sincerely appreciate the loyalty and and effort shown by this act. Thank you to all my loyal supporters, and keep up the good work. Together we can create the America you've always wanted!

Yerzy...he's one of us!

Sleaze Ball Campaigning

In recent press releases from the Ong campaign it has been made clear that he is not here to concentrate on the issues that we American's hold dear. He is here to run a low down, dirty, sleaze ball campaign. Come on Daniel, discuss the issues. Get you out of the gutter and act like a man. Or are you too afraid to discuss the issues?

Yerzy gives rousing speech to wild supporters

Yerzy Press Photo Henry B. Walker and Johnnathan Hendricks

MODESTO -- Chris Yerzy gave a speech today to supporters in Modesto. "We need to understand that America is a 
land that needs change! We cannot  expect to improve by doing what 
has not worked." His comments were greeted with numerous standing 
ovations. Henry B. Walker and Johnnathan Hendricks are two honest 
Americans  who heard Yerzy's review of what plagues America. "The 
guy is dead on." Said Hendricks simply. "He is way better than that Ong 
fellow." In an opnion poll of voters exiting from the rally, 96% thought 
that Yerzy is what America needs and 98% agreed that Daniel Ong is the 
worst possible choice America can make.

Trevor Anderson a Modesto citizen who is concerned about the future 
of America commented on what he belives is the best summary of Chris 
Yerzy as president of this great country. "Chris Yerzy: What's your is his 
and what's his is his." Yerzy outlined in his speech the America's need 
for a "clear and honest leader" adding that Ong was nothign more than 
"a would be dictator with dreams of glory that don't involve you"

"The guy is dead on. He is way better than that Ong fellow" 

A wind is sweeping accross America. Recent polls show that over 78%
of American's tire of the 2 party system. Chris Yerzy represents what
many American's call "the man we need" His speech today demonstrated
that he is not only alive and well, but that he is what we need.

"I just don't get why some bigots out there think that Ong is better than
Yerzy." Walker commented. "If that guy gets elected I am moving to Canada."
A recent gallup poll shows that 73% of Americans want a restrianed policy
towards Iran. Yerzy's clear cut plan with 10 steps for utter world peace are clear concise and beneficial. Ong has little more 
tact than "bruning their country till its surface is but glass" says Yerzy.

 "the man we need"

With more and more supporters flocking to him each day, it is only a
matter of time before Daniel Ong is forced to withdraw from the race.
His political arm twisting may gain him some, but voters are not as
dumb as he thinks. Yerzy is clearly going to win this ellection...hands down.